Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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