I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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