They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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