apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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