A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
i think my cat just said my name.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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