Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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