I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
These tits shall not be calmed
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