kristin has been a bad kristin
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Randomize
