Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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