I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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