You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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