its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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