I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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