Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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