i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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