is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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