As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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