But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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