Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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