OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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