We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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