he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Holy shit dude........stairs
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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