Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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