Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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