we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
its not stalking. its research.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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