Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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