That's intense
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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