She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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