I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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