is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
