I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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