god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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