thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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