we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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