normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize