He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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