I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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