Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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