Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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