Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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