Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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