Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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