It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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