omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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