If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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