btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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