If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize