That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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