i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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