my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I smell like Dick and happiness
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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