these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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