No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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