i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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