I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Randomize
