It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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